Ieri pomeriggio l’account ufficiale di Star Wars su Twitter ha pubblicato il titolo ufficiale del il settimo episodio della famosa saga sci-fi, diretto da  J. J. Abrams: The Force Awakens, in italiano Il Risveglio della Forza, che uscirà, come precedentemente annunciato, il 18 dicembre dell’anno prossimo.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens has completed principal photography. #StarWarsVII #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/mFTP9YbKNN

— Star Wars (@starwars) November 6, 2014

Il titolo del nuovo film della Disney e di Lucasfilm, che in realtà non ha troppo deluso i fan, è stato ovviamente oggetto di scherno e accostamenti sessuali più o meno intuibili su Twitter, il social del sarcasmo per antonomasia.

Ed ecco il sottotitolo ufficiale di Star Wars VII. pic.twitter.com/9u3UH0gIDM

— IlMeglioDiInternet (@IMDInternet) November 6, 2014

Abbiamo raccolto i migliori tweet a riguardo, rigorosamente in inglese. E che la Forza sia con voi.

star wars episobde VIII: the force goes back to sleep for jus a few mor minutes please its too early

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 6, 2014

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Has Some Coffee Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Takes A Shower

— JRehling (@JRehling) November 6, 2014

The Force Awakens. The Force Stretches. The Force Goes to the Loo. The Force Checks the Pot for Coffee. The Force Looks at its Emails…

— Felipe Bustos Sierra (@debasersfilums) November 6, 2014

The Force Awakens. Jesus, how much did it drink last night? Its head is pounding. Who is this woman in the bed? Wait. She's not breathing.

— Devin Faraci (@devincf) November 6, 2014

Here's title suggestions for the coming sequels to #StarWars The Force Awakens http://t.co/Bn0p390XZK pic.twitter.com/yg7FSKdEus

— Ranker.com (@Ranker) November 6, 2014

Star Wars: Don't Even Bother Asking The Force A Question Until It's Had Its Coffee #starwars

— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) November 6, 2014

The Force Awakens? That's what I yell every time I get an erection. Thanks guys please check out my tour dates.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 6, 2014

“Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Sees It Has Morning Lightsaber”

— Jason Sweeney (@sween) November 6, 2014

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. What was it doing sleeping for the last 37 years? I blame midichlorians.

— Marc Watson (@Marc_IRL) November 6, 2014

Star Wars: Episode VII has a title. "The Force Awakens". I see Jedi Alarm Clocks on the shelves next Christmas!

— Ralph Garman (@RalphGarman) November 6, 2014

Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Shakes It Off, Takes a Pill, Looks in the Mirror, Slaps Its Face, Says "Showtime" #rejectedstarwarstitles

— David J. Loehr (@dloehr) November 6, 2014

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Without Alarm Clock Using This One Weird Trick #rejectedstarwarstitles

— Kelly Guimont (@verso) November 6, 2014

Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens An Hour Early and Goes Back to Sleep #DaylightSavingsProblems #RejectedStarWarsTitles

— Catrina Dennis (@ohcatrina) November 6, 2014

Star Wars: The Force Sleeps In Because The Alarm Didn't Go Off On Account Of A Power Outage Caused By A Fallen Tree. #rejectedStarWarstitles

— Ian Rogers (@onemoreshadow) November 6, 2014

Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens And You'll Never Believe What Happens Next #rejectedstarwarstitles

— Chris Aung-Thwin (@TeamBurma) November 6, 2014

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